Some I-can't-do-withouts

Imagining lovers. What qualities/behaviors could I not do without? A preliminary brainstorm.

• (appreciation of) absurdist humor
  
• (stated) desire to cultivate compassion for all beings
  
• identification as any (not necessarily all) of th following: feminist, anarchist, social change artist, strong agnostic, metaclown
  
• love of affection, including (but not merely) sexual affection
  
• sensitive nipples
  
• stated preference for variety & spontaneity
  
• rejection of (traditional language around) sin, gender norms, capitalism, money, faith, pop culture, sacredness
  
• ok w/ (some) biting
  
• ok w/ (some) oral sex
  
• (comfort being) orgasmic
  
• at least vegetarian, & preferably vegan
  
• interest in metaconversation & legitimate questions
  
• hairiness & general comfort w/ "being a mammal"

Not an exhaustive list, but good to see & share. Given this specificity, it's no wonder I don't have a lover in my life. But, fuck, I deserve someone this good.